magrudergrind - who and what?

right now we are in leipzig, germany. the show should be starting in about three hours. last night we were late to the show in versmold and didn't get to play, but the promoter was kind enough to feed and house us none the less. awesome hospitality. it was just in the middle of buttfuck germany. there were tons of cows, farms, and corn fields. but unlike those in america, these were actually good lookin'

so who's on this tour, and what is their role?


AVI - 21 years old - singer. when asked if he wanted to drink every beer he saw in europe his response was, "yeeeeeah. fuuuuck yeeeeah." he enjoys shirtlessness and has a strict workout regiment here in europe. he is taking nicktape under his wing in that respect, but he still can't find his protein powder. he's kinda freakin out about it- "YO MANNNN, YOU SEEN MY POWDER!!?"


CHRIS - 21 years old - drummer. loves club botte and sips the shit out of it pretty much any chance he's got. he has a really nice knife, but it got vegan cheese oil all up in it. he also fell in love with a banana drink today. he is going to think this description is really lame, but he knows the password to the blog...


RJ - 21 years old - Guitarist. soft spoken but enjoys the brewskis. he is extremely professional and refuses to get crunk before he plays. however, once the show is over, watch out!!!! between you and me, he's not really that good at foosball. well, he's better when he's not playing goalie at least. he is by far the best speller in the van.


Ricardo "Pintxos" Enriquez - 36 years old - Driver/van owner. he drove 3,000 km to pick us up in Berlin from his hometown in rural Spain. HES A FUCKING BEAST. His nickname is Pintxos, but it is pronounce 'peen-chose'. He has a glorious physique and makes other people laugh any time he laughs. we refer to it as contageous!! He uses the phrashe "what de fuck" very often. today he changed into spandex pants with no underwear and no shirt. let's just say it "fits very well." he also has a very very tight looking buttocks. he fuckin rules. he also has a tattoo of two leprochauns on a magical mushroom. holy shit he rules. he is also quite a beast at foosball. god we love him so much and we're going to miss the fucking shit out of him when we have to say our goodbyes. nick has a total man-crush on him says avi and agrees nick.


Ivan (Ivanskie) - 23 years old. he set up the first portion of the tour. he knows just about every hardcore,punk,thrash,grind, or sludge record ever pressed. he has a better understanding of shit going on in the US than most kids in the US do. He's from skopje, Macedonia. he also loves comic books/star wars and definitely bonded pretty hard with RJ over some comic shit in the van. when he was asked if he liked raggae his response was classic... "FUUUUUUUCK NO" too bad we still put it on much to his dismay. when we put on tupac he tried to slowly turn the volume down to zero. he was promptly asked "why he's gotta hate" and then just turned it back up.


Nicktape - 20 years old. rockville maryland hailing roadie. laptop owner, photo organizer, and dancefloor fisherman. after the show in berlin (which ended at 3am, mind you) the entire room morphed into a huge club. avi claims that it was not so much as a club, but rather "nicktape's dance floor / nicktape's party house" dont mess. he also does the merch directly after MG plays, and so he better learn how to make change in euros pretty quickly... maybe his econ background can help? but probably not.